-Simon Gallubert ?"; titre[i++]="En dehors des partis"; titre[i++]="Les autres candidats"; titre[i++]="Une campagne exemplaire"; titre[i++]="En 4X4, ça passe ou ça casse"; titre[i++]="Sur les chapeaux de roues"; titre[i++]=" en campagne à "; titre[i++]="Un autre candidat"; titre[i++]="L'émergence d'un nouveau candidat"; titre[i++]="Son slogan : La France en Ligne"; var titremax=i-1; i=1; var titre1 = new Array(10); titre1[i++]=" : condamnation pour abus de biens sociaux"; titre1[i++]="Embrouilles dans les "; titre1[i++]=" fait appel"; titre1[i++]=" persiste et signe"; titre1[i++]=" jours avec sursis"; titre1[i++]="Une justice indépendante"; titre1[i++]="Une justice aux ordres"; titre1[i++]="Affaire de : Le parquet fait appel"; titre1[i++]="Prévarication dans les : Le parquet fait appel"; var titre1max=i-1; i=1; var lang = new Array(10); lang[i++] = "Lisp"; lang[i++] = "C++"; lang[i++] = "Cobol 85"; lang[i++] = "Basic Atari"; lang[i++] = "Assembleur Z80"; lang[i++] = "Visual GB"; lang[i++] = "GBnums"; var langmax = i-1; i=1; var villes = new Array(30); // les ... villes[i++]="villes"; villes[i++]="campagnes"; villes[i++]="banlieues"; villes[i++]="villages du club Med"; villes[i++]="beaux quartiers"; villes[i++]="quartiers huppés"; villes[i++]="camps retranchés"; villes[i++]="foyers fiscaux"; villes[i++]="laboratoires"; villes[i++]="prisons"; villes[i++]="champs agricoles"; villes[i++]="champs de course"; villes[i++]="cimetières"; villes[i++]="préfectures"; villes[i++]="chefs-lieu de canton"; villes[i++]="usines"; villes[i++]="conseils d'administration" villes[i++]="palais présidentiels"; villes[i++]="entrepots frigorifiques"; villes[i++]="stations-service"; villes[i++]="cours de récréation"; villes[i++]="stations spatiales"; villes[i++]="stations de ski"; villes[i++]="HLM"; villes[i++]="ZUP"; var villesmax = i-1; var cand = new Array(50); i = 1 ; cand[i++] = "Arlette Chabot"; cand[i++] = "Nabila"; cand[i++] = "Bernadette Chirac"; cand[i++] = "Florian Philippot"; cand[i++] = "Carla Bruni"; cand[i++] = "Cécilia Sarkozy"; cand[i++] = "Céline Dion"; cand[i++] = "Dominique Strauss-Kahn"; cand[i++] = "Simon Gallubert"; cand[i++] = "Dominique de Villepin"; cand[i++] = "Eric Besson"; cand[i++] = "Jean-Vincent Placé"; cand[i++] = "François Bayrou"; cand[i++] = "François Fillon"; cand[i++] = "Patrick Balkany"; cand[i++] = "Jack Lang"; cand[i++] = "Jacques Chirac"; cand[i++] = "Jean Sarkozy"; cand[i++] = "Jean-Luc Mélenchon"; cand[i++] = "Jean-Marie Le Pen"; cand[i++] = "Cécile Duflot"; cand[i++] = "Jean-François Copé"; cand[i++] = "José Bové"; cand[i++] = "Laurence Ferrari"; cand[i++] = "Laurent Fabius"; cand[i++] = "Nathalie Kosciusko-Morizet"; cand[i++] = "M. Laurent Wauquiez"; cand[i++] = "M. Olivier Besancenot"; cand[i++] = "Robert Hue"; cand[i++] = "Nabila"; cand[i++] = "Michelle Alliot-Marie"; cand[i++] = "Marine Le Pen"; cand[i++] = "Nicolas Hulot"; cand[i++] = "François Hollande"; cand[i++] = "Nicolas Sarkozy"; cand[i++] = "Ornella Muti"; cand[i++] = "Patrick Balkany"; cand[i++] = "Patrick Devedjian"; cand[i++] = "Patrick Poivre d'Arvor"; cand[i++] = "M. Dieudonné M'Bala M'Bala"; cand[i++] = "Rachida Dati"; cand[i++] = "Robert Pickton" ; cand[i++] = "Ségolène Royal"; cand[i++] = "Zedko Preskovitch"; cand[i++] = "Brice Hortefeux"; cand[i++] = "Eva Joly"; cand[i++] = "Carla Bruni"; cand[i++] = "Antoinette de Gabolde d'Audan"; cand[i++] = "Simon Gallubert"; cand[i++] = "Jean-Albert de Jeumont-Schneidre"; cand[i++] = "Martine Aubry"; cand[i++] = "Marion Le Pen"; cand[i++] = "Christian Estrosi"; var candmax=i-1; var pays= new Array(20); // en .. la ... i=1; pays[i++]="Syldavie"; pays[i++]="France"; pays[i++]="Poldavie"; pays[i++]="Biélorussie"; pays[i++]="République Centrafricaine"; pays[i++]="Côte d'ivoire"; pays[i++]="Charente-Maritime"; pays[i++]="Turquie"; pays[i++]="Moldavie"; pays[i++]="Bordurie"; pays[i++]="Molvanie"; pays[i++]="Bolivie"; pays[i++]="Chine"; pays[i++]="Chinchardie"; pays[i++]="Belgique"; pays[i++]="Mongolie supérieure"; var paysmax=i-1; var parti = new Array(20); // génitif i=1; parti[i++] ="du PS"; parti[i++] ="du PC"; parti[i++] ="de l'UMP"; parti[i++] ="de l'UDF"; parti[i++] ="de Lutte Ouvrière"; parti[i++] ="de la LCR"; parti[i++] ="du Front National"; parti[i++] ="du MRC"; parti[i++] ="du FZB"; parti[i++] ="du FN"; parti[i++] ="du MODEM"; parti[i++] ="du PSG"; parti[i++] ="des Verts"; parti[i++] ="du Parti de la Paix"; parti[i++] ="du Parti de la Guerre"; parti[i++] ="de la congrégation des "; var partimax = i-1; var loc = new Array(40); i=1; loc[i++] = "Paris"; loc[i++] = "Cintegabelle"; loc[i++] = "Clichy"; loc[i++] = "Neuilly"; loc[i++] = "Madagascar"; loc[i++] = "Zanzibar"; loc[i++] = "Ménilmontant"; loc[i++] = "TF1"; loc[i++] = "Canal+"; loc[i++] = "Vesoul"; loc[i++] = "Gannat"; loc[i++] = "Rome"; loc[i++] = "Istanbul"; loc[i++] = "Minneapolis"; loc[i++] = "Hazebrouck"; loc[i++] = "Bity"; loc[i++] = "Brégançon"; loc[i++] = "Sauvagnon"; loc[i++] = "Longjumeau"; loc[i++] = "Lutenblag (capitale de la Molvanie)"; loc[i++] = "Chinchardville"; loc[i++] = "Crosnes"; loc[i++] = "Bucarest"; loc[i++] = "Tombouctou"; loc[i++] = "Groville"; loc[i++] = "Tarbes" ; loc[i++] = "Palaiseau" ; loc[i++] = "Bagnolet"; loc[i++] = "Saint-Ouen" ; loc[i++] = "Ousse-des-Bois" ; loc[i++] = "Bures-sur-Yvette" ; loc[i++] = "Bourg-la-Reine" ; loc[i++] = "Ouagadougou"; loc[i++] = "Bagnolet"; loc[i++] = "Saint-Germain-en-Laye"; var locmax=i-1; var trucs = new Array(200); // nom masc. pluriel i=1; trucs[i++] = "4X4"; trucs[i++] = "DVD"; trucs[i++] = "agrafeuses"; trucs[i++] = "ascenseurs"; trucs[i++] = "aphorismes"; trucs[i++] = "aspirateurs"; trucs[i++] = "avocats d'affaires"; trucs[i++] = "autobus"; trucs[i++] = "autodidactes"; trucs[i++] = "ayatollahs"; trucs[i++] = "bananiers"; trucs[i++] = "bibelots"; trucs[i++] = "bicyclettes"; trucs[i++] = "bidules"; trucs[i++] = "bigorneaux"; trucs[i++] = "bikinis"; trucs[i++] = "bilboquets"; trucs[i++] = "bottes d'asperges"; trucs[i++] = "boutons de manchette"; trucs[i++] = "morues"; trucs[i++] = "quenelles"; trucs[i++] = "boulons"; trucs[i++] = "yachts privés"; trucs[i++] = "montres de luxe"; trucs[i++] = "brouettes"; trucs[i++] = "Rolex"; trucs[i++] = "Ray-ban"; trucs[i++] = "robes Dior"; trucs[i++] = "costumes Armani"; trucs[i++] = "sacs Vuitton"; trucs[i++] = "présentateurs de JT"; trucs[i++] = "bédanes"; trucs[i++] = "écrans plats"; trucs[i++] = "centrales nucléaires"; trucs[i++] = "clothoÔdes"; trucs[i++] = "essoreuses"; trucs[i++] = "cageots"; trucs[i++] = "caisses à outils"; trucs[i++] = "chakras"; trucs[i++] = "champignons de Paris"; trucs[i++] = "chaussures à clous"; trucs[i++] = "chinchards"; trucs[i++] = "choux gras"; trucs[i++] = "choux-raves"; trucs[i++] = "congélateurs"; trucs[i++] = "cornichons"; trucs[i++] = "cyclotrons"; trucs[i++] = "cinéphiles"; trucs[i++] = "clafoutis"; trucs[i++] = "clefs à molette"; trucs[i++] = "classeurs à élastique"; trucs[i++] = "clavettes"; trucs[i++] = "collants"; trucs[i++] = "contraintes textuelles"; trucs[i++] = "corpuscules"; trucs[i++] = "cubilots"; trucs[i++] = "dictionnaires"; trucs[i++] = "désirs d'avenir"; trucs[i++] = "doubitchous"; trucs[i++] = "enclumes"; trucs[i++] = "exercices de style"; trucs[i++] = "escabeaux"; trucs[i++] = "fascicules"; trucs[i++] = "fausses factures"; trucs[i++] = "fers à cheval"; trucs[i++] = "fers à repasser"; trucs[i++] = "ficus"; trucs[i++] = "flux financiers"; trucs[i++] = "fonctionnaires"; trucs[i++] = "formes fixes"; trucs[i++] = "funambules"; trucs[i++] = "funiculaires"; trucs[i++] = "lipogrammes"; trucs[i++] = "gigots"; trucs[i++] = "glaces sans tain"; trucs[i++] = "gladiateurs en latex"; trucs[i++] = "globules"; trucs[i++] = "homovocalismes"; trucs[i++] = "hypertropes"; trucs[i++] = "hydro-glisseurs"; trucs[i++] = "joueurs de Go"; trucs[i++] = "karshers"; trucs[i++] = "kilowatts"; trucs[i++] = "kiwis"; trucs[i++] = "klougs"; trucs[i++] = "inventaires"; trucs[i++] = "lapins à la moutarde"; trucs[i++] = "lardons"; trucs[i++] = "lutins"; trucs[i++] = "lentilles de contact"; trucs[i++] = "listes"; trucs[i++] = "légumes"; trucs[i++] = "magnétoscopes"; trucs[i++] = "majuscules"; trucs[i++] = "mangas"; trucs[i++] = "mille-feuilles"; trucs[i++] = "mirlitons"; trucs[i++] = "molettes"; trucs[i++] = "monticules"; trucs[i++] = "moules frites"; trucs[i++] = "neutrinos"; trucs[i++] = "neutrinos instables"; trucs[i++] = "neutrinos dégénérés"; trucs[i++] = "nuisettes"; trucs[i++] = "numismates"; trucs[i++] = "organismes génétiquement modifiés"; trucs[i++] = "oulipiens"; trucs[i++] = "palets de Vesoul"; trucs[i++] = "pangrammes"; trucs[i++] = "paquebots"; trucs[i++] = "pendules"; trucs[i++] = "planches à repasser"; trucs[i++] = "plaques d'égout"; trucs[i++] = "poÍmes fondus"; trucs[i++] = "petites boÓtes"; trucs[i++] = "porcelaines"; trucs[i++] = "porte-avions"; trucs[i++] = "poulets rotis"; trucs[i++] = "procrastinateurs"; trucs[i++] = "pommes vapeur"; trucs[i++] = "pédoncules"; trucs[i++] = "poÍles à mazout"; trucs[i++] = "radiateurs"; trucs[i++] = "renoncules"; trucs[i++] = "robots"; trucs[i++] = "rumsteacks"; trucs[i++] = "sabots"; trucs[i++] = "serviettes en papier"; trucs[i++] = "strings"; trucs[i++] = "sygisbées"; trucs[i++] = "tampons encreurs"; trucs[i++] = "tentacules"; trucs[i++] = "toasts"; trucs[i++] = "trachurus trachurus"; trucs[i++] = "transistors"; trucs[i++] = "traversins"; trucs[i++] = "trombones"; trucs[i++] = "trusquins"; trucs[i++] = "tubercules"; trucs[i++] = "turbines Pelton"; trucs[i++] = "turbines"; trucs[i++] = "turbots"; trucs[i++] = "téléphones portables"; trucs[i++] = "ventilateurs"; trucs[i++] = "vibromasseurs"; trucs[i++] = "vilebrequins"; trucs[i++] = "véhicules anxiogènes"; trucs[i++] = "webcams"; trucs[i++] = "wikis"; trucs[i++] = "trimarans"; trucs[i++] = "édicules"; trucs[i++] = "éoliennes"; var trucsmax=i-1; var ornd=0; function rnd(rmax) { var i; var j; var r; var time= new Date(); var sec = time.getSeconds(); for(i=0;i<= sec;i++) j = Math.random(); r = Math.random() * rmax ; r = Math.round(r); if(r==ornd) r= r+1; if(r == 0) r = 1; if(r > rmax) r = rmax; ornd=r; return r ; } var init = 0; var otext ; function rndtxt() { var lg,lp,idx; var idx; var hit = 0; var x = document.getElementById('BURO'); var text = x.innerHTML; if(init == 0) {otext = text ; init=1;} lg = text.length; if(lg <= 0) return; itext=0; // find itext to delete itext = rnd(lg); if(itext >= lg) itext = lg-1; lp = lg; do { what = text.charAt(itext); if(what == 'e' || what == 'è' || what == 'é' || what == 'E') {hit=1;break;} itext++; if(itext > (lg -1)) itext = 0; } while (lp--) ; if(hit == 0) text = otext; // loop else { what = text.charAt(itext); t1 = text.substring(0,itext); t2 = text.substring(itext+1,lg); text = t1 + '*' + t2 ; } // x.firstChild.data = newText;. x.innerHTML = text; aTimer = setTimeout('rndtxt()',500+rnd(500)); } // rndtxt function rparti() {return parti[rnd(partimax)];} function rpays() {return pays[rnd(paysmax)];} function rlang() {return lang[rnd(langmax)];} function rtitre() {return titre[rnd(titremax)];} function rtitre0() {return titre0[rnd(titre0max)];} function rtitre1() {return titre1[rnd(titre1max)];} var ovilles; function rvilles() {ovilles =villes[rnd(villesmax)]; return ovilles;} var ocand; function rcand() {ocand =cand[rnd(candmax)]; return ocand;} var oloc; function rloc() {oloc =loc[rnd(locmax)]; return oloc;} var otrucs; function rtrucs() { if(rnd(100) < 6) otrucs = ""+trucs[rnd(trucsmax)]+""; else otrucs = trucs[rnd(trucsmax)]; return otrucs; } function gdate() { var rday = majday+1-rnd(2); if(rday <= 0) {rday = 1} if(year < 1000){ year += 1900} return (" " + rday +"/"+ (today.getMonth()+1) + "/" + year); } function gh(){return ("" + rnd(24) + " heures");} function sf(){document.f.q.focus();} function c(p){var f=document.f;if (f.action) {f.action = 'http://'+p;f.submit();return false;}return true;} // -->
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